Shipping & Returns
ORDERS & SHIPPING
Shipping to Los Angeles County zip codes only! If you live outside of LA, please move here to buy my products. Orders placed to people outside of the city will be cancelled immediately.
All One of A Kind Items will ship within 3 days of your placing your order.
Items not marked One of A Kind are made-to-order. Your order it is the reason it gets made. Because of this, it may take up to a month to receive your product(s). Although, we prefer to get things out much sooner than that. If this seems too tedious, just remember that anticipation is the best foreplay. And we all know what good foreplay leads to, right?
RETURNS, EXCHANGES, & REFUNDS
At the moment, all sales are final.
In the event that a product arrives damaged, you can file a claim with the shipping service used to pursue a refund. If they reward your claim, send a copy this way and we'll work on getting you a small discount for your trouble.